dick rickets


“rickets” is a physical deformation, often characterized by an outward curve of the long bones of the legs (brought about by vitamin d deficiency). the term “d-ck rickets” can be used to describe a situation where one’s erect p-n-s is bowed dramatically in one direction.

note – unlike cl-ssic “rickets”, to date, “d-ck rickets” has not been linked to vitamin d deficiency.
example 1 :
woman #1 – “i heard he’s got a huge p-n-s…”
woman #2 – “yeah, but he’s got d-ck rickets…sometimes it feels like he’s divining for water.”

example 2 :
“the guy’s got d-ck rickets so bad, he can p-ss around a corner without using his hands!”

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