dick shift

the s-x position in which the male is laying on his back and the female sits on his stomach. her feet are on his feet working them like petals while simultaneously working his d-ck like a manual shifter. the male has the option to then use her br–sts as a steering wheel.
hoe: “i’m thinking we ride the d-ck shift tonight.”
guy: “sounds great! let’s go through a hilly landscape? there’s a lot more shifting and turning involved.”
hoe: “i get tired of shifting and you gonna stretch out my b–bs!”
guy: “you wanna fight b-tch!”
when one m-st-rb-t-s while driving a vehicle
“yo i pulled up to a stop light the other day and this dude was d-ck shiftin beside me.”
verb- using your p-n-s as shifter kn-b in a car, as if you were driving a manual transmission

usually performed sitting or laying down (will only work if erection)
almost all guys have tried d-ckshifting (out of boredom or just for fun)
guy1: d-ckshifting is so fun dude, try it.
guy2: man i own that sh-t… everyone does it
the act of giving a handjob to the person in the p-ssenger seat while driving a car. thus creating the act of d-ck shifting.
joey: aw dude tina gave me the perfect d-ck shift last week. she didn’t even crash the car!

maxx: lucky, i’ve only gotten to second base with my girl!
the process of absent-mindedly playing with an erect p-n-s. can also be used as a p-ssive adjective to describe a male persona in which emotional gears tend to be in constant flux and inconsistency, usually causing frustration and b-tch fits from their female counterparts. (mental stick shifting.) those accused of d-ck shifting will most likely have high rebound rates coupled with less than intact morals.
-while a drunk dirty sk-nk is giving john smith a hand job, she starts starring off into sp-ce…-

john smith: uhh, you want me to just finish? if i wanted to go d-ck shifting i could have done it myself.
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-as an adjective-
stacy: ohhhmaahhhgod, he’s totally boning her! didn’t you guys just break up…

jammie: yea, dude like an hour ago? he’s in d-ck shift mode…
stuck acting like a d-ckhead, acting in a way that n-body likes, said to be stuck in “d-ck shift”
a friend has been acting rude to you all day and you confront them about it.

“man get out d-ckshift! n-body likes you right now.”