dick shorts


early 80s style short pants which over-exentuate the male member… worn usually by guys who think they are hot sh-t with the ladies, but are dealing with h-m-s-xual feelings. the wearer is usually dreadfully repulsive to members of both s-xes and can only find love in the bathrooms of expressway rest stops.
tom thought his d-ck shorts showed off his package, but in actuality, showed the world what a tool he was.

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