Dick squeeze
a person that squeezes d-cks.
timmy’s a f-cking d-ck squeeze.
1. a mild insult heard between 8-10 year old boys on the playground.
2. someone with little or no authority over you that is giving you a hard time and that you have no choice but to appease them (e.g. a history prof, person at the dmv, etc.)
1. gimme the ball ya d-ck squeeze!
2. i meant to get us a couple of tallboys but this d-ck squeeze at the counter wouldn’t break a six pack and i didn’t have enough money.
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