dick sweat
the fluids which acc-mulate on the p-n-s during and after s-x (sweat, c-m, or mixture of both). this fluid has been said to have a taste similar to jose cuervo.
friend 1: “you wanna do a shot of jose?”
friend 2: “h-ll no, that sh-t tastes like d-ck sweat.”
d-ck sweats is when you wake up with a big hard, and your d-ck and b-lls are all sticky and sweaty. it almost feels like you rode it hard and put it away wet, but you didn’t.
man, i woke up last night with the d-ck sweats!
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