Dick Switch
a switch that randomly enables a man to turn into a “d-ck”
1. did you just turn your d-ck switch on?
2. i thought jack was an idiot, did he just turn his d-ck switch off?
1 more definition
a man’s natural and involuntary reaction to being liked by a chick who’s, ugly, fat, both, or has some other quality that would make a relationship with her a terrible thing. when the d-ck switch is flipped, as the name suggests, the guy will start acting like a d-ck/-sshole to try to get the ugo/fatty/both/other chick to stop liking him.
here’s a text conversation after the d-ck switch was flipped.
fatty: so what’s your favorite color?(:
guy: green i guess.
fatty: no way me too!!!(:
guy: i f-cking hate green.
fatty: um..what do you think of brooke? she’s like my best friend. 🙂
guy: i think she’s an ugly wh-r-.
fatty:… :'(
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