dick-ter scale


just like the richter scale that measures the magnitude of earthquakes, this refers to how much a guy has rocked your world.

it could also mean how big of a surprise or disappointment his d-ck is in size.
so , sally, how was your date last night with john?
omg! he knows how to work it! he was so a 8.5 on the d-ck-ter scale.

let me tell you, john may not have an -ss, but he makes up for it in the front. he is at least a 9.5 on the d-ck-ter scale.

oh yeah, i had a one night stand with that guy. from what i remember, it wasn’t worth it. he was like a 2.0 on the d-ck-ter scale.

did you see that bulge in that guys pants? looks like he could cause some serious damage with thing. he must be like a 8.5 on the d-ck-ter scale.
the level of d-ckness that one is achieving by being a d-ck to people.
gary is being such a d-ck lately that his d-ckness is rating a 9.0 on the d-ckter scale.
the amount of force exerted from you d-ck while having s-xual intercourse.
dude i rocked her last night! it was a 8.7 on the d-ckter scale!

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