Dick Turtle


1.the d-ck of the turtle animal.

2.also when a human is called a d-ck turtle it refers to a man with either a green p-n-s or one that takes awhile to become fully erect.
h-llo chirs i’ve notice that you are quite a d-ck turtle.

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