Dick whistle


slang for an insult which indicates said person has a paper thin p-n-s, causing a sharp whistling noise as they walk by.
that sounded terrible, austin needs to tune that d-ck whistle to a b flat
a male or female preferably a male who blows on d-cks as if it were a whistle. it is commonly used to make fun of others by saying they blow d-cks.
dude your a d-ck whistle.
a person who is perfectly suited to use a p-n-s as a whistle. see c-ckmunch, c-ckjockey, c-ck-ss, c-cksmoke, etc.
“man, marlins fans are real d-ckwhistles!”
a noise that comes from the air of a queef or a fart travelling over the veins of a man’s erect p-n-s during s-xual intercourse. every man has a different d-ckwhistle because every man has veins in different places and of different sizes.
billy’s d-ck whistle is short and high-pitched because he has a small and not very veiny p-n-s.

jamal’s d-ck whistle is long and triumphant, like a trombone.
an instance in which someone c-ckfarts just right through a vacant prince albert piercing.
“did you hear that? it sounded like a d-ckwhistle. somebody must have lost their pa.”
a d-ck shaped whistle
hey i got a d-ck whistle for my bday

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