dickbreaker
the superhero miguel arellano. as a child, while being s-xually penetrated by his uncle for the 1000th time, he decided that he had enough. while yelling “no more!” his sphincter closed with so much force that his uncles’ d-ck broke off inside miguel’s -ss. now as an adult, he patrols the streets. he confronts criminals, getting them erect, making them penetrate him and breaking off their d-cks.
what smells like d-ck and -ss? oh look! in the alley! its d-ckbreaker!
during s-x in the missionary position; when your p-n-s slips out of the v-g-n- and you complete an additional stroke, your c-ck runs into the taint, or in this scenario, ‘the d-ckbreaker’.
last night i hit the d-ckbreaker….
much like the game brick breaker this it the act of throwing someones black berry\cell phone into their crotch, usually a male.
“hey throw me my phone”
-phone thrown and hits crotch
“oh snap! d-ck breaker!!!”
your so gay that you brake the d-ck off to suck both ends.
man that guy’s a d-ckbreaker he broke a d-ck off to suck both ends!
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