Dickchair
a term used to describe a man who is used by a woman exclusively as a s-x chair. the man is used as a f-ckbuddy, but treated worse. like an inanimate object. like a chair.
pete: “mate so she just rode you and left without saying anything?”
alan: “yeah”
pete: “ha. d-ckchair.”
what one surfer guy calls another guy after he gets burned by a girl on a wave. a signal to quit surfing for the rest of the day.
hey d-ckchair, you should go in; you just got burned by a girl.
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