Dickety dick
a d-ckety d-ck is a jerk who is d-cker than other d-cks because of his selfish nature and disregard of other people’s well beings.
dude 1: “man, i can’t believe our ride left us at the club with the bill and took all the girls we worked on to his crib”
dude 2: “yeah man, that guy is such a d-ckety d-ck!”
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