dickie
a piece of neckware that is supposed to simulate an undershirt, so that one only has to wear the d-ckie and an overshirt. were very popular in the sixties, due to the beatle’s use of them. they were mostly starched and bleached, and meant to look like a sweatshirt. the beatles used them so they wouldn’t overheat while performing, but could still look dressed up.
i thought my starfleet uniform came with one of those cool blue undershirts, but all i got was d-ckie.
at phillips exeter academy, in lieu of detention, for skipping a cl-ss, something known as a d-ckie is given, which has no real effect until three are acc-mulated, at which point one is punished with early curfew and suspended priviledges.
supposedly from an old headmaster known for giving out a good deal of punishments.
when i skipped my english cl-ss, i managed to get out of getting a d-ckie by telling my teacher i was in the health center sleeping even though i was actually watching a movie with my buddies in the common room.
a hickie on somones d-ck.
1. a d-ck-ie
“how was your weekend?”
“i’ll let my d-ckie answer that question.”
(pulls down pants)
“ew! dude come on!”
a lazy sob, who does nothing but sit on his -ss all day, drink 4 liter of c-ke at a time, and complains that he has nothing to do ever
quit being such a f-cking d-ckie and get off your -ss
a diminutive for:
– a guy named d-ck
– a small p-n-s
my p-n-s is big!
yours is smaller!
and his is the smallest d-ckie of the all!
a “selfie” of ones male genitals.
i sent her a d-ckie. d-ck selfie text
being a general let down, anti-lad, hypocrite. generally mal-coordinated and merely in the ‘gym’ team
an “alex d-ckie” is a more specific case. the alex d-ckie is characterised by its smaller hands to aid it in its scavenging duties. this is the product of millions of years of natural selection, the closest known animal is the vulture which is renowned for feeding off other animals prey.
with these refined scanvenging skills it tends to work alone. merely using/piggybacking other people as either bait or real hunters
jon: hey bro whats up
nikias: not much, i just thought i was a bit of an alex d-ckie
last night
jon: what? why?
nikias: i turned up 4 hours late, jewed off everyone for drink and money then criticised them all evening.
oh and then i went home to snuggle with my girlfriend.
jon: you’re a d-ck
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