dickjob

the act of one person completely scr-w-ng over another so all their friends can laugh obnoxiously and point at the un-ssuming victim…..this is mainly performed after baseball practice in a blue mitsuibishi outlander by four boys who run naked in the streets and touch each other with no qualms
group of friends: “hey lets d-ck job that b-tch walking her dog over there”
d-ckjobber: “hey hey excuse me…..how do you get to route 9?”
d-ckjobbee: “well you turn left onto 516 then go down three lights and veer off to the right…youll see the signs.”
d-ckjobber: “ok so left, 3 lights, follow the signs?”
d-ckjobbee: “you got it”
d-ckjobber: “thanks…thank you so much….oh and by the way….suck a d-ck!”
somoeone whos being a total -sshole
god hes being such a d-ckjob
1: (verb) – to stop, interfere, or otherwise interrupt someone and their goals or intentions.

(also see c-ckblock)
“i was all up on this b-tch…until this dude came over and just d-ckjobed me.”
a s-xual act much like a handjob in which the giver of the d-ckjob keeps their hand at crotch level, lubricated, and completely stationary. the recipient of the d-ckjob proceeds to f-ck the stationary hand until satisfied and/or -j-c-l-t–n is reached. this varies from the handjob in that the hand is stationary; in a handjob the hand moves to provide gratification, while in a d-ckjob, the d-ck moves to receive gratification. this is a popular s-xual act among the gay, amish, and ginger communities.
“did you see ryan give that dude a d-ckjob at jason’s bar mitzvah? that sh-t was so f-cking cash, bro. i wanted to be next up, but my dad cut me in line and i didn’t have $10.”