Dickless Clooney
1. a drunken person that is anything but irish, acting like an -sshole on st. patty’s day. he must be wearing green, intoxicated, and behaving like a f-cking -sshole.
bloke#1 “who is that -rs-hole over there?”
bloke#2 “some f-ckin’ w-nker”
bloke#2 “hey, buddy what is your f-ckin’ name?”
-sshole “it’s st. patty’s day, today my name is now clooney!”
bloke#1 “clooney, eh? how about d-ckless clooney! you f-cking w-nker! get the f-ck out of my f-cking face!”
1 hour later
bloke#2 screams at some drunk -ssholes dressed in green “you f-cking d-ckless clooney!”
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