dickless wonder


a male who, against all odds, lacks the typical male genatalia. or, used figuratively, used to describe a male who does not actually lack said genatalia but rather possesses a extremely small set or behaves in a manner that denotes a lack of male genatalia even if such genatalia are in fact present in said male.
“-ssface,” said steve.
“c-ck goblin,” said joseph.
“d-ckless wonder,” countered steve.
singular. one who possesses the qualities of complete douchebaggary. usually -ssociated or aimed at pledges or gdi’s.
look at this pledge f-ck he is acting like a d-ckless wonders.

hey brother, this sig ep didn’t finish his beer, what a d-ckless wonders.
a “man” who thinks that treatin’ girlz like sh-t is the way of life!! (similar to an -sshole) he is called a d-ckless wonder ’cause although he may have one, he doesnt act like it.
mike is a d-ckless wonder, you deserve better.
a d-ckless wonder is someone who cant get a hard on that trys to pick up young girls.
old guy says hey baby wanna get love from a real man once you go old you dont go back.
young girls say your nothing more than a d-ckless wonder trying to get young tail and you cant get it up.
a chick that likes to emphasize the fack that she is d-ckless and considers heself a wonder the name pretty much states it
you likeme cuz i am a d-ckless wonder and you wish you could be

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