dickqueef


another word for a d-ck fart or a quofe.

noun: penile flatulence, i.e., air escaping from the p-n-s through the urethra.
after reginald’s catheter was removed, he tried to take a p-ss, but let a bubbly d-ckqueef at the same time, thereby splattering urine all over the bathroom.
alternate spelling of d-ckqueef. see also: c-ckqueef, d-ck fart, quofe.

noun: penile flatulence, i.e., air escaping from the p-n-s through the urethra.
after reginald’s catheter was removed, he tried to take a p-ss, but let a bubbly d-ck queef at the same time, thereby splattering urine all over the bathroom.
alternate spelling of d-ckqueef. see also: c-ckqueef, d-ck fart, quofe.

noun: penile flatulence, i.e. air emitted from the p-n-s through the urethra.
after reginald’s catheter was removed, he tried to take a p-ss, but let a bubbly d-ck-queef at the same time, thereby splattering urine all over the bathroom.
to fart out of ones shlong.
john quit it you f-cking d-ck queef.

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