dicksmith
a person (usually male) who is expert in forging d-cks. he can make good quality d-cks, which are d-cksword, d-ckknife, d-ckaxe, d-ckspear, d-ck-plate armor and d-ck-chain armor.
in early 1700s, someone from blacksmith -ssociation got caught while forging his own d-ck. he tried to defend his technique but because of it’s very dangerous risk, he was expelled from the -ssociation. he felt that he shouldn’t waste his talent, so he traveled around the world in order to make his technique even better. his masterpiece was the lightning d-ck of m-ss destruction, which was created when he was in hawaii. since then, he kept creating many more deadly d-ck-weapons. he went to j-pan to make the d-ck-katana for kurasa takada. once he got lost somewhere in england, he managed to create the d-ck-magic wand which used by one of the hogwarts’ students. his last creation was the ring named “lord of the d-ck”. unfortunately, he came to his death when tried to use it as an d-ck accessory.
a: do you know the man named kuobati anumu? i want to order a d-cksword.
b: ooooh, that popular d-cksmith. let me show you his house.
another term for wh-r-/sl-t. she “bangs” d-cks like a blacksmith “bangs” metal.
did you see that d-cksmith on the corner of 4th and elm st?
one who’s adept at pleasing one’s phalice.
sally worked sal’s sp-nk spigot like a real d-cksmith.
a flask or bottle of alchohol that a ‘closeted’ alcholic keeps hidden, but always close at hand.
he keeps his d-ck smith in the bottom drawer of his desk. that’s how he stays always drunk.
a unique type of wordsmith; a person who is unusually apt at inventing new words that begin with “d-ck.”
me: last night was amazing. after your inspiring story your new nickname is db.
sima: i honestly don’t know what the b is. d-ckblaster?
me: hahaha. keep guessing.
sima: d-ckb-tch. d-ckbencher.
me: d-ckbencher?!?!
sima: d-ckblow. d-ckbloomer. d-ckbunch. d-ckblender. d-ckboom.
^^^d-cksmith.
one who has had much experience of d-cks, and if a person has had a superior amount of experience of d-cks they can be a member of the guild of master d-cksmiths. this term can also be used to to offend someone verbally.
hay bri i was watching that band silent slave last night.
( bri ) what were they like???
not bad, but the lead guitarist is a real d-cksmith
verb – to drink, secretly, at a party and get more drunk than the other guests.
wow! steve is hammered! he must be “d-ck smith-ing” in the kitchen!
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