dicksnout
like a douchenozzle, but more angry, commonly found in sales positions or at trendy night clubs.
that sales rep is a d-cksnout.
1. the region of ones p-n-s consisting of a thin layer or skin covering the ‘head’, almost exclusivly found in uncirc-msized males.
2. when ones nose is long and droopy, similar to a flacid p-n-s.
3. a back alley circ-mscision gone wrong.
1. ” when george whipped out his c-ck i couldn’t help but notice the crusted, infected d-ck snout that covered the head of his p-n-s.”
2. ” julia’s d-ck snout is so long, it reminds me of my grandaddy’s limp c-ck.”
3. “man, whats up with daves d-ck snout? it looks like his indecisive father utalized a rusty screw to circ-msize him hours after birth.”
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