Dicktective
the bro who is looking out for his other bros b-n-rs to inform them to put that sh-t away as to not embarr-ss himself.
rick: bro tuck your b-n-r into your waist strap.
billy: dude you’re being such a d-cktective right now.
rick: f-ck you fatty, i will axe your first born child.
wife who examines husband’s genitals carefully and critically, especially for any sign of infidelity.
d-cktective: (wearing magnified gl-ss and getting a noseful of her husband’s p-n-s and shaking her head in disbelief.)
husband: look .. before you say anything, i haven’t washed my c-ck since we last had -n-l.
a person (mostly female) scouring a party looking for the most likely guy to bang with the least resistance possible. these are often sl-tty small-town females who are only moderately attractive, but are used to being the life of the party because every other chick where they come from is ugly and fat. they often are infested with a wide array of std’s and other ailments, emotionally and otherwise…
brian: hey dave what happened with you and shawna last night? did you hit?
dave: na bro, she was a d-cktective, i wouldn’t touch that with a 10 foot pole, i.e. my d-ck…
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