dickthinker
a man with s-xual motives or a man “thinking with his d-ck”
wheres matt tonight?
ohh hes with his girlfriend.
…such a “d-ckthinker”
haaard.
2 more definitions
one who thinks soley with his p-n-s.
girl 1: hey, steve is totally hot, you should ask him out.
girl 2: he is hot, but a total d-ck thinker. i’d never be able to trust him.
someone that thinks about d-ck.
trevor: you gotta think like a girl
colton: so you think about d-ck?
trevor: nooo you gotta think about what a girl really wants
johnny: sooo… d-ck. -laughs really hard to the point of crying-
johnny: so you’re a d-ck thinker!
everyone: d-ck thinker!
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