dicktuck


1 – n. the literal act of tucking ones p-n-s back between their legs to resemble a female crotch.

2 – n. a person who engages in this activity whether voluntarily or by reflex. used in a derogatory fashion to indicate somebody who is a coward, i.e. they are so scared that their p-n-s retracts into their body. to pull a d-cktuck would be to act like a braggart, claiming you are going to perform an action (typically a fight) and then backing out at the last minute. to back down from a shocking claim in a dishonourable manner.

related to ‘p-ssying out’, although the d-cktuck infers that the tuck-ee was acting like a big man or -sshole prior to the cowardly withdrawl
guy at the bar said he was gonna kick my -ss when i left, but he pulled a d-cktuck when he saw me stand up

i see you edited your post after you were getting pwn3d. nice d-cktuck, charlie.
when a man has to take a sh-t, he must first tuck the d-ck behind the toilet seat to avoid p-ssing all over the bathroom floor.
man, i had to p-ss and sh-t so bad, lucky for that d-ck tuck or there would’ve been a lot of cleaning to do.
1. the act of tucking one’s d-ck in between their legs so they can fit into girl pants. (v. or n.) ususally pertaining to those silly ‘scene’ kids.

2. chickening out.
1. jock: that stupid scene boy’s such a p-ssy – i bet he had to d-cktuck just to fit in those tight-ss pants.

2. way to d-cktuck, you f-ggot – you killed the senior prank!

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