another word for a p*n*s
jason and marty have tiny diddly dang dongers
- betty b*tter
betty b*tter is the creamy substance that builds up under and between the folds and creases of the human v*g*n*. betty b*tter is essentially v*g*n*l sm*gm*. betty b*tter is similar in appearance to penile sm*gm*, however the odor varies considerably. she wanted to take a shower because she hadn’t washed in days, which meant she […]
- fandom fever
when a person can only think about their new favorite thing , annoying themselves and everyone else. person 1: hew wheres jane? person 2: oh, she stayed home, shes suffering from a bad fandom fever person 1: oh, so she stayed home to watch that new anime. gotcha.
stevie hanna on a sat*rday night at dr browns, agri short for agritang “do you know lettuce?” “what?” “lettuce buck ye yeooo” “mate your agritang lek”
a man who eats a monkey’s d*ck and then p**ps it out on a whale he went all emeriah last night