Diddy Kong Dong


the diddy kong dong is the p-n-s of a very hairy black midget, with pubic hair encircling the length of the shaft, with the only visible skin showing being that of the c-ck head.
i was taking a coed shower when a gang of midgets walked in and i saw at least three diddy kong dongs..

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