Didn’t Do List


when you get the great idea to start making todo lists at work, of which’s items only a fraction get done. as the list grows after a few days, weeks, whatever, you begin to realize you’ve made a huge list of things you intended to do but never got done.
every morning at work, i add more things i should do to my didn’t do list, then go on an hour and a half coffee break to flirt with the girl downstairs and otherwise waste company time.

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