/dɪˈdaɪ̯m.oˌfaɪ̯l/ a person who is s-xually stimulated by identical twins. twin-lover. whether they actually act on didymophilia is optional. from greek didymo “twin” + philos “loving”. see also twin-hopping.
you have a younger sister!? does she look like you?
—you’re not one of those didymophile, are you?
when someone gets prioritized second (or anywhere other than first). girlfriend: hey, jake, let’s watch the notebook! jake: you’ve got to be kidding, the football game is on, maybe tomorrow night. ——————- girlfriend: jake never makes time for me, he choose the football game over watching the notebook with me. girlfriends friend: sounds like you […]
- vent slayer
someone who jerks off into air conditioning vents. yeah man, jared is a total vent slayer lol.
a girl who is confident in all her curves, embraces her body, rocking anything that she wears, slays the game, and most of all loving herself in her own skin. that girl is really confident in herself she’s a curvylitone!
a drug used to treat a wide variety of medical conditions including: meningitis, sepsis, cellulitis, the common cold, lupus, and a vague sense of unease. i zoned out when taking the history, so i just charted meropenem and they made a full recovery.
a women named tammy that likes to have s-x, has huge b–bs, loves to have black men destroy her sn-tch, and chainsmokes all day. a trampster just showed up to our place after the bar now our house smells like low tide.