diet cake
person with little to no booty
person 1: do you want some cake?
person 2: no i’m on a diet
person 1: you sure?
person 2: okay just give me a very little piece
dude 1: ooo look at that cake on her
dude 2: i don’t see nothing man
dude 1: it’s right there
dude 2: oohh she got that diet cake
person 1: do you want some cake?
person 2: no i’m on a diet
person 1: you sure?
person 2: okay just give me a very little piece
dude 1: ooo look at that cake on her
dude 2: i don’t see nothing man
dude 1: it’s right there
dude 2: oohh she got that diet cake
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