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a s-xual act where the man is on top and then suddenly moves up and positions his knees so that they are pinning the womens arms down. this leaves her defenseless to the onslaught of j-zz that is about to ensue when the man proceeds to thoroughly coat her face with baby batter.

bonus points for yelling “dig dug!” and pounding your chest when finished.
“dude, i totally dig dugged that chick last night. she fought it but she was no match for my manaise.”
possibly the world’s most s-d-stic game. dig dug is an arcade game from the midway and namco heydey of games such as pac-man galaga and rally x. the game stars a white-clad miner named dig dug who has been charged with the task of ridding the tunnels below his home of monsters, usually strange google-things and cute dragons. the object of the game, as such, is to destroy them all, oftentimes the last enemy will attempt to escape.

the s-d-stic part is that you only have two weapons with which to dispatch your enemies. one of which is by digging paths underneath boulders, causing them to fall down, and hopefully crush your prey, not too s-d-stic, right? well, the main way you’ll be dispatching cute goggle-wearing google thingies and cute-looking baby-ish dragons is with your trusty harpoon and air pump. yes, that’s right, dig dug spears them with a harpoon, then uses an air pump to inflate them like balloons until they explode.
dig dug hunted down the last orange google, and laughed maniacally as he inflated the poor thing until it burst.

what the h-ll were the j-panese on when they made this game?
a f-cking awesome game that no-one takes the time to sit down and play anymore.
me:hey jimbo,whens the last time you played that game dig-dug?

jimbo:i’ve never played that game before,i dont know why,maybe its because im gay?!?
a cl-ssic arcade game from the 1980’s where the most common way of defeating enemies was to shoot them with an air-pump and inflate them bigger and bigger until they burst. now used to describe the unfortunate state of someone who has physically ‘let themselves go’.
person #1: “dude, did you see how fat she looks now?”
person #2: “d-mn, i know. she used to be so thin. someone went ‘dig dug’ on her -ss.”
the area between the scr-t-m and -n-s; the taint; the perineum.
ever since we rented ‘taint frenzy 11,’ my boyfriend keeps bugging me to lick peanut b-tter off his dig dug.
means:

my dude
my hommie
my n-gg-

or you can get rid of the my and just say

dude
hommie
n-gg-

you can also say dig duggin which means:

chillin wit my dudes, my hommies or my n-gg-s
dude 1 – yo
dude 2 – wussup dig dug
dude 1 – nuttin man lets just go get some p-ssy dawg

ex 2

dude 1 – dawg guess what just happened dig dug
dude 2 – what man??
mr b’s favorite game
the president refused monica to play dig dug

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