Digi-hoe


someone who is attached to these social network sites like it’s their f-ckin umbilical cord. they have a ton of “freinds” on their pages they’ve never met or talked to. they put r-t-rded posts up from their phone. they join groups like “fist pumping” or “jersey sh-r-” and generally make you want to restart the eugenics program. they belong to at least two of the big three social networking sites. they are generally fake as f-ck, because they think their lives are in these sites. a digi-hoe is usually an all around hoe. both digitally and in real life.
you have 1280 friends on facebook which makes you possibly the greatest digi-hoe to ever walk god’s green earth. none of those people are your friends. i know you, you have no friends.

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