dike master flex
1. a lesbian who has not got her p-ssy touched in years. basically, she has cobwebs and/or bats roaming in her old, flappy, dust-ridden, v-g-n-.
2. an obese, cow-like b-tchwh-r- who’s only sources of pleasure are eating three buckets of kfc and sticking hershey bars (with almonds, dark chocolate will do) up her dirty sanchez -sshole.
steve: suzy is such a dike master flex, no one would ever touch her dry-to-the-bone p-ssy willow.
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