Dilbert Special
the ancient art of c-ck-blocking yourself. this can be anything from what you say, to what you do around a female you are interested in. basically, any self-sabotage that will take you from getting a girl, to getting nothing.
generally done whilst out drinking in a bar/club, but occasionally it can extend to choices made whilst sober, like canceling a date to go out drinking with mates, or saying the wrong thing whilst out on a date.
while trying for a threesome: ‘there’s a way we can all win here’ – drunk dilbert special
while engaging in conversation whilst out drinking: ‘i’m sorry, i wasn’t listening, i was looking at your b–bs’ – epically – drunk dilbert special
while engaging in sober conversation on a date: ‘women can’t play sports, i thought everyone knew that?’ – sober dilbert special
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