Dildo Blender
allegedly popularized during the 1980’s by wwf wrestler “hacksaw” jim duggan, this is when a d-ld- is placed inside a blender and set to a high speed. it is said to cause great pleasure or pain, depending on the personal tastes and elasticity of the woman (or man) sitting on it.
“now sit on this d-ld- blender…tough guuuuy. hooooo!”
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