dildo fucking
what happens when a h-rny women has no c-ck to take in so she brings out the ole d-ld-. you stick it up your v-g-n- and make animal noises.
hey, i walked into your girlfriend d-ld- f-cking and since there was a real weiner there, i took that d-ld-, threw it out the window, and f-cked her like theres no tomorrow.
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