dildong ditch
when you, or your friend, ding ding ditches a house by using a strap on d-ld- to ring the doorbell.
extra points for f-cking your friend in the -ss after ringing the doorbell. your friend must finish before someone answers the door.
“what did you do this weekend?”
” i d-ld-ng ditched with my friend. he f-cked me in the -ss afterwards and i came everywhere. the old dude who answered the door was super surprised. it was awesome.”
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