dillion

n. another word for male genitalia (i.e. p-n-s)
i zipped up my pants too quickly and caught my dillion in the zipper.
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a guy around 6,2 or 6,3 usually hilarious can always make you laugh and always has a smile on his face.
the person that loves to do crazy thigs and could possibly always get you in trouble but you still love him.
just a great person.
and did i mention hes probaly incredibly s-xy too.
dillion known as the funny one
describes a thing, or performing an act of high success or quality, like saying “a belter”
“i smacked him a dillion”
phrase uttered by glaswegian neds (see ned) to express a variety of emotions / impluses / thoughts (if thinking is possible when strung out on schweeties) including:
1) punch / beat up someone
2) indicate admiration for a female or car or fish supper.
3) indicate an extreme degree of the succeeding adjective / verb / noun.
commonly preceeded by the word “pure”.
first know use circa 1995 in a chippie in maryhill road – “joahnny, dillion him” – now a common ned word used in any number of situations.
as in…
1) ah’m gonnae pure dillion you, ya f-ckin’ dobbur!
2) check oot that bird donna-marie, sheeza pure dillion – or – haw haw look at that e.v.o. (i.e. mitsubishi evo) itza pure dillion. – or – haw brullyint, this chippie does a pure dillion roll and chip wi buckie, no?
3) you’re a pure dillion bawbag. – or – haw they versace trackies are pure dillions – or – ah pure love donna-marie’s sovvy rings, they’re pure dillions.

etc. etc.
an ambiguous number equivalent to any of the numbers in the range between 10 and 15.
i’m going to drink a dillion beers tonight.
an arbitrary unit of measurement that is only used in reference to male genitalia.
i was at this party the other night, which was pretty much a sausage fest, and everybody was going commando. i think i saw at least one dillion d-cks that night!
likes d stars p-n-s
dillion has a very small weiner