the best soccer player ever.
wow look at that dilshaan
filipino uncle (t*to) who regularly appears at pinoy festivities. ofter sports a precocious moustache that resembles a wet upc code. speaks with a heavy accent and responds with ambiguous attempts at being cool. all the pinoy kids avoid supert*to at the annual holiday lechon roast.
- waking up the rocket
when a p*n*s becomes erect due to s*xual arousal. used colloquially to refer to the sight of an attractive female making a guy’s p*n*s hard. “so many pretty girls around me and they waking up the rocket”
- doing a attenborough
when you see a animal and you start to narrate what it is doing in a david attenborough voice *in the park and see’s aduck* mandoing a attenborough:the rare and while duck will hunt all day for a fat tw*t to feed him bread
- lets go trumping
to do something dumb just for fun but eventually people get serious so you in deepsh*t kanye: let’s go trumping, the way trump did, after five years.