dime–store philosophy
cheap, one-size-fits-all explanations about life. they consist of clichés, empty truisms and tautologies, and (often contradictory) plat-tudes.
dime–stores were common in the early part of the 20th c. every main street had such a store where you could buy tawdry, second-rate stuff for cheap prices. (now they’re dollar stores, though these are not as common or a central fixture in every town.)
i run from the coffeehouse whenever that windbag shows up with his dime–store philosophy.
i’ll take crumb’s cartoons over the b-n-l musings of a dime-store philosopher any day.
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