Diner Ass


the flat, fat, long shaped -ss on all waitresses that work at diners.
tom: yo, that girl you left with last night was hot. what happened? did you seal the deal.

joe: h-ll yeah.

tom: how’d she look naked?

joe: pretty good, until she took her pants off and her diner -ss was in full effect.

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