ding dong bitch
when one repeatedly ding dong ditches someone (a.k.a. knocking on their door furiously and then fleeing), but when one actually tries to contact the person by knocking on the door, they refuse to open the door.
brittany won’t open her door…she is being such a ding dong b-tch!
a girl who has promised you that she will become your girlfriend or has led you to believe she will give you s-xual favors but does not.
the girl is referred to as the ‘b-tch’ and her act of jewing you out of s-xual promises represents the game ‘ding dong ditch’ like she rang your doorbell but isn’t at the door.
“dude, did you hook up with that one chick that said wanted your d-ck more than air?”
“nah dude. she’s a real ding dong b-tch.”
after f-cking a guy a woman pulls on his d-ck and them hits him in the face, make sure you walk away after.
lets go play ding dong b-tch!
they’ll figure it out sooner or later.
kind of like ding dong ditch except for before you ring the doorbell you write “b-tch” on a piece of paper and tape it on their door. then, you ring the doorbell and run. you do this to people you don’t like.
lets ding dong b-tch her.
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