Ding dong danger wank
the act of danger w-nking while ding dong ditching someones house. the w-nker must ring the doorbell, and then successfully m-st-rb-t- before they can run away. all before the person answers the door.
-dude, jim totally ding dong danger w-nked kathleen’s house last night.
-niiice, did he get away?
-yeah, hes a pro at it.
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