Dinglesnot
when a wet t-rd is transfered from your b-tthole to your taint by way of fart causing an uneasy feeling in public.
as i was swinging my golf club, i p-ssed gas discreetly. seconds later i felt a wet dinglesnot in my taint. i rushed to the woods with my golf towel and dropped my trousers and wiped the dinglesnot away.
a hoebag from australia, none the less named felicity.
that dinglesnot owes me change!
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