Dinkerplopper
a t-rd that comes out just right, doesn’t leave much residue, and doesn’t leave much of a stench. it an also cause water to plop onto yer b-tt in some cases.
p.s. if you experience a d-nkerplopper that is blue colored, get to the hospital immediately. these cases could be fatal.
1) i have to go popp, and i’m in such a hurry. i sure hope its a d-nkerplopper.
2) dude, come look at this d-nkerplopper. it came out as smooth as a wet noodle mixed with cherries.
3) hey gertrude, can i try some of that delicious d-nkerplopper.
4) wilemina just told me that the fair is having deep fried d-nkerploppers. score!
5) d-mn, i’m out of paper. at least it was a d-nkerplopper.
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