dinkleshake


a handshake of the utmost disrespect in which one wipes their bare hand on their -sshole picking up any stray pieces of feces and proceeds to shake the hand of the unsuspecting victim.
i thanked laura’s dad for the ride by giving him an oldfashioned d-nkleshake.

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