DINKPAD
a condo or other 2 bedroom type dwelling occupied by a couple. no kids, but very likely a small, annoying dog as well. double income no kids probably a dog.
john and carolyn have a real d-nkpad over on spruce.
there’s no way they’re having kids. they have a 2 bedroom d-nkpad.
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