Dinner for One
the art of orally pleasuring oneself s-xually. this can be perfected by removing ones ribs, enabling the extra flexibility needed for this great achievement.
jane: hey john, do you want to go out for dinner tonight?
john: no thanks, i fancy dinner for one tonight.
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