a yeast infection stemming from being eaten out by a guy who recently had a dip in his lip.
“wow it hurts to pee because i have a dip coot”
“dont tell me another dipper went down on you..”
a pepto bismol margarita. i really needed a bismargarita after all that tequila last night!
friends that occasionally makeout like a fwb with out s*x. after my recent breakup with my girlfriend, i’m in the need of a ftom.
1) when you start your sentence with a yes and realize mid-sentence it’s going to be a no. 2) when you know the answer is no and you sarcastically say yes first. 1) chris: “i will get that report to you by friday boss. yabuno, i’m taking friday off.” 2) sean: “tim, do you want […]
someone who liked drake before hotlinebling 😂 i am a drapster because i liked drake before hotlinebling