dippage
on the brink of intercourse when the guy enters his p-n-s into the v-g-n- but doesn’t actually move it before the girl freaks out and says; “stop, i shouldn’t be doing this… i have to throw up/get home/phone my husband”.
bunny: “so did you and that mister mister have s-x last night?”
ruby: “no, just a bit of dippage”.
a work to describe buff girls. a common requirement is that these girls have plump bootys. “dippage” is often used to refer to a large group of dips (buff girls).
dipside is lining up outside tha club. everywhere they look, dips are around. its a cold day, but the dips are still in skimpy clothing. itz all good.
young pentz says “oh ma dayz look at all the dippage”
2shae says “right! i aint dipped in a loooong time, i’ma get myself sum dippage”
lbjuelz says “ahh lob on!!”
meanwhile, dizzee radford is at the local chinese restaurant to see sefton aka ch-nk. dizzee says “oi ch-nk can i have my usual small one. i’ll put it on my tab”. ch-nk says “oi aint u goin to tha club? theres gona be more dippage than you could shake a dip-stick at”. dizzee says “yea i’m goin after i pick up my small one!”.
3 hours later, tha club is closed. 2shae, young pentz and lbjuelz have dipped vigerously and have full dipometers. dizzee radford, unfortunately was talkin about his small one a litle too much and by the time he reached tha club, rumours about him had spread all over town! needless to say, he didnt get any dippage…
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