Directionally Retarded
a state beyond directionally challenged. one who is directionally r-t-rded is legitimately useless at navigating anywhere, either by vehicle or by foot. this includes following a navigation system, going to locations they have been to countless times, or even as simple as following someone else’s directions who is sitting in the p-ssenger seat of your car. no matter the circ-mstances, no matter the stakes, one with directional r-t-rdation will simply always find a way to f-ck it up. this acc-mulation of wrong turns and missed exits during any voyage means that they are generally always late to everything.
driver- ok, what exit do i take?
p-ssenger- take exit 4 and then turn right onto cherry street.
driver (takes exit 5 and then turns left onto apple street)- sorry, i’m directionally r-t-rded
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