dirt clots
remanants of fecal matter. often found clinging around the b-m hole or knotted up in -ss hair. see clingons. dirt clots may also form around the head of the p-n-s when having -n-l s-x with a dirty partner.
i got mud b-tt today. i can feel the dirt clots down there. need a re-wipe.
roger had s-x with a prost-tute. her -ss was full of dirt clots.
i suggest your girl does an enema before -n-l braaaaahhh. otherwise, expect dirt clots.
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