dirt knuckle
(noun) the result of poor quality toilet paper when moderate force is used to wipe one’s b-tt
(noun) a person who regularly sticks their finger in a b-tt for personal pleasure and/or the pleasure of others e.g. “dirt knuckler”
(verb) the inadvertent act of penetrating the toilet paper while wiping a b-tt e.g. “dirt knuckled” “dirt knuckling”
i got a nasty dirt knuckle after cr-pping on a plane.
there he goes with his finger in his b-tt again. he’s such a dirt knuckler.
guess i wiped my b-tt a little too hard because i ended up dirt knuckling.
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